I’m not
the charming chap
you see on your screens

Ascending highest
mountain peaks

Swooshing steepest
snowy slopes

Surfing gnarly
ocean swells

I’m not
the sensible sage
you faithfully follow

Dispensing prudent
financial fixes

Holding incredible
worldly wealth

Enjoying unbelievably
exorbitant existence

I’m a character
carefully crafted
captured, cropped, curated
for casual consumption

Your envious clicks
fortify my facade
subsidizing my
counterfeit conduct