Campaigning for Cash

Buy me a latte,
I’ll love you a latte
please
don’t expect me to remember
your name or
even say hi
later
unless
we meet
for another cup
of coffee
(your treat)

I have a cause
please donate
to my cause
I’ll fight
for something
for me
I can’t guarantee
it’s worthy
my cause
could be
for our right
to eat extra stuffing
with turkey
and gravy

I need you
don’t
you see?
My bills stacked
deep
and my stomach’s angry
you won’t like it
when my stomach’s angry
I can tell
you that

Send me
a small sum
I’ll make you this
I vow
I won’t
run for governor
or aspire
to be
the people’s president
I’ll leave
that
to the cows.

Nuptials

Kevin’s parents would like to
announce his engagement
nothing
would make them
happier

but they are used
to disappointment

they have swept
shattered dream shards
tossed them
in the trash
years ago

No longer
do they
suggest names
charming women
he should call
entertain
invite to dinner
women with
productive careers
beautiful personalities. 

They now
are more concerned
their son continues
actively engaged
in productive pursuits

is he gainfully employed?
secure career?
socially?
civically minded?

as long as
Kevin doesn’t become
that haggard hermit
in the ramshackle shack
down the street
they will remain content 

only occasionally
will Kevin’s parents
mention unborn children
who won’t be around
to look after him
in his twilight years

The little things

Whenever asked
“How are you?”

I think.

Overactive shoulder, elbow
Hip and knee
nerves

Inflamed
fingers
wrists
and
ankles

Didn’t sleep
well
I think 

….something
….to do
….with 
….neck pain
….pulsing
….in a path to
….my mini
….migraine

Tired thyroid
….triglycerides
tinnitus
buzzing
……..ringing
…………tapping

and

alarmingly 
low levels
of T

Chronic cough
acid
re flux
….gerd

Sharp pains
in
both big
toes.
what
could it be?

Ingrown toenails?
….may be

Is there a
miracle
pill
for this?
….maybe

According to WebMD
I
should 
be 
dead
….I may be
……….if I don’t change unhealthy habits

……….but

I answer

……..“I’m okay.”